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Reviews of Hotel Clandestino beach resort 3 stars

5 Km de la entrada 60901 Isla Playa Palo Seco. PARRITA. PUNTARENAS. COSTA RICA., 60901 Parrita, Costa Rica

#13 of 16 hotels in Parrita

Guests' Choice

Review score

Based on 14 hotel reviews

8.3

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    8.9

  • Comfort

    8.8

  • Location

    8.7

  • Facilities

    8.5

  • Staff

    8.9

  • Value for money

    7.9

  • Free WiFi

    5.0

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  • Reviewed: 23 August 2025

    9.0
    Lovely Beach Resort for relaxing and swimming in sea/pool
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Deluxe Double Room with Sea View
    • Stayed 4 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The food could be better Very isolated (but that has its charm) - You need a car!

    -Location by the sea -Pool area -Nice rooms

    Stayed in August 2025

  • Reviewed: 15 August 2025

    9.0
    Great place to relax and disconnect
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Double Room with Two Double Beds
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The design of the room and the nature and gardens around it. The pool is very nice. The hotel is super pet friendly

    Stayed in July 2025

  • Reviewed: 8 July 2025

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Two Double Beds
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The price is way too high, even though we got an upgraded room, we saw the price on booking was 25% less than what we paid. Breakfast included in price not nutritious enough.

    Beautiful location with a lot of potential. Sweet resort pets. Diana is an adorable host. Cleanliness of the room.

    Stayed in July 2025

  • Reviewed: 27 August 2025

    6.0
    Decent budget option if you are looking to stay off the grid and dont mind outdated accommodations.
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two-Bedroom Deluxe Apartment
    • Stayed 4 nights

    The rooms are not in great shape and should have been updated years ago. Bathroom and kitchen were particularly in poor shape. There was also no WIFI reception in our room which was annoying to say the least. Feels like there is a bit of false advertising given the outdated accommodations, but thats partially on me.

    Location is a bit off the grid and we had the ocean all to ourselves. Pool and grounds are great. Staff and owner were responsive and made us feel welcome. Restaurant is just ok.

    Stayed in August 2025

  • Reviewed: 16 June 2025

    10
    Breathtaking views, awesome hospitality, one of our favorites for sure
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room with Sea View
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    More nights stay.

    The view at the the hotel is amazing, the proximity to the waves is amazing, we relaxed and enjoyed every minute. Diana is so kind and sweet. We will come back.

    Stayed in June 2025

  • Reviewed: 22 May 2025

    4.0
    Beautiful location, disappointing hotel
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room with Sea View
    • Stayed 2 nights

    First of all, if you expect a 4-Star hotel, this isn't it. It might have been many years ago, but overall the place is quite run down. We had issues with a swarm of angry, wild bees living in the roof just above our room & entrance - swapping rooms was made out to be the BIGGEST inconvenience, as if it was our fault that we don't want to get stung. The breakfast was a joke - just some sad pastries, everything else has to be paid separately. We also left a baseball cap in the dining area, at first staff said they'd found it, but then suddenly it had disappeared... Overall, although the location is stunning, the hotel itself is not.

    The location itself, although very remote, is stunning. The beach is empty and the scenery is just beautiful! Very quiet and a relaxed pace of life.

    Stayed in April 2025

  • Reviewed: 6 April 2025

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room with Sea View
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Everything was up to our liking except the breakfast selection.

    Very nice and very comfortable accommodation.

    Stayed in April 2025

  • Reviewed: 1 April 2025

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Double Room with Two Double Beds
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The room and the beach were amazing. The food was really good. The service is slow maybe because of limited staff during my visit. Highly recommend

    Stayed in March 2025

  • Reviewed: 29 March 2025

    4.0
    I wouldn’t go back if for no other reason than the deception of what they call a “free breakfast”.
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Double Room with Two Double Beds
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The rooms were clean, but really dark. The ceiling was open at the top dividing the bathroom and sleeping area. You couldn’t see over, but it makes it uncomfortable using the bathroom. The pool also needed some lighting. It was a nice pool, but we swam at night, and I hit my knee on one of the little drop offs because there was no lighting.

    Part of the reason for staying here was the free breakfast. However, when we got to the breakfast, there was just a meager selection of pastries and some bread you could toast and coffee for free. If you wanted anything lease, like eggs, you had to pay for it. It was very deceptive to advertise a free breakfast when it was little more than a piece of bread.

    Stayed in March 2025

  • Reviewed: 10 March 2025

    10
    The place was like a paradise.
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Two-Bedroom Deluxe Apartment
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Location was fantastic

    Stayed in March 2025

  • Reviewed: 10 August 2025

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Two Double Beds
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    There are no comments available for this review

    Stayed in August 2025

  • Reviewed: 9 June 2025

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Double Room with Two Double Beds
    • Stayed 2 nights

    There are no comments available for this review

    Stayed in May 2025

  • Reviewed: 10 August 2025

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Deluxe Double Room with Sea View
    • Stayed 4 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    There are no comments available for this review

    Stayed in August 2025

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