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Lohsestrasse 67, Nippes, 50733 Cologne, Germany

#311 of 318 Holiday rentals in Cologne

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Review score

Based on 70 apartment reviews

3.5

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    4.4

  • Comfort

    4.2

  • Location

    6.5

  • Facilities

    4.0

  • Staff

    4.6

  • Value for money

    4.3

  • Free WiFi

    5.2

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  • Reviewed: 20 March 2025

    2.0
    Terrible apartments
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Apartment with Shower
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    First apartment was dirty, curtains didn't work , walls were dirty paid for wifi didn't even work.we got a second apartment cause the first was a nightmare. second was cleaner however stove and wifi didn't work additionally the water during showering turned yo cold and very hot every few seconds. All in all would never stay at these apartments again , the property manager had pictures uploaded that made the apartments look like hotel rooms.

    Stayed in February 2025

  • Reviewed: 4 January 2025

    5.0
    Passable
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Apartment with Shower
    • Stayed 4 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    I am very disappointed and dissatisfied after staying in this apartment. Let me start with the staircase, it is dirty and has a very unpleasant smell. The TV in the apartment didn't work, there was no signal all the time, I wrote to the owner and he told me to try to set it up, I wrote to the owner again asking for the TV to be replaced, he didn't reply and no one came.. The kettle in the apartment does not have a top cover, you have to turn the kettle off hand manually, because water is boiling all the time. The cutlery drawers are dirty, forks and pots are unwashed from previous guests, there are no large spoons in the drawer, there is no hot water in the kitchen. There was only one cup for hot drinks. In the bathroom, the water was sometimes cold, sometimes half-warm. No heating in the bathroom, the electric heater did not work, it was impossible to set the stove in the bathroom, the knob was damaged. Water was dripping from the sink into the ground while washing. The blinds on the windows could not be lifted, the catches were broken. Before arrival, the owner wrote that in case of problems we should contact his friend, but his friend does not respond to messages. I do not recommend anyone to stay in this apartment. There was a problem with everything.

    20minutes walking from center

    Stayed in January 2025

  • Reviewed: 3 December 2024

    5.0
    Passable
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Studio Apartment
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Wasnt very clean, and bathrom window was broken also shower was visible from outside.

    Very close to metro station, just walking distance.

    Stayed in December 2024

  • Reviewed: 11 March 2024

    5.0
    Great location - broken apartment
    • With a pet
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Studio Apartment
    • Stayed 3 nights

    I was staying in apartment 9, there are no pictures of this apartment on Booking or apartmondo's website. There was no light in the bathroom or hallway, also no window. The bathroom is kind of a challenge as there is only one spot to stand in and that's between the sink and shelf and toilet and shower. There were holes in the wall with cables (see pictures). Most Electrical outlets did not work, one luckily did. All furniture was old and messed up, the pillows as well. I am pretty sure the kitchen is unusable, luckily I didn't need it. The towels are probably 10 years old.

    I liked the easy check-in via lock box. I really liked the neighbourhood and if appliances, light etc. worked in the apartment it would be a great deal.

    Stayed in March 2024

  • Reviewed: 7 March 2024

    4.0
    Köln is nice city to visit. Wonderful sightseeings.
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Apartment - Ground Floor
    • Stayed 6 nights

    There was no Wi-Fi, the sink drain pipe was leaking, It is difficult to find the parking space near to the apartment(Not recomended for the car)

    A supermarket like Netto was close to the apartment.

    Stayed in March 2024

  • Reviewed: 23 September 2023

    2.0
    cheap, not cheerful
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Studio Apartment
    • Stayed 3 nights

    The worst was the smell emanating from the bathroom, like old drains. Had to close the bathroom door and keep the window open at night. There was a constant hum from somewhere in addition to the occasional fridge noise. Ear plugs saved me on that one. Could smell stale cigarette smoke when I turned towards the wall in my bed, maybe it came through some holes where the pipework ran through. Wall sockets were loose. Bed frames patched up. No curtains. Shower was either hot or cold on day 1; then only cold on day 2; I gave up trying on day 3.

    It was clean. Flat is in a quiet street and the walk to the tram is short.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 22 July 2023

    3.0
    Stay in Cologne
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Apartment
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The pictures were not truthful, at least to what I booked. The instructions about getting the keys were in German and the translation wasn't good so it was a bit of a deal to get them, thankfully someone on the street helped me. The apartment seemed to be clean but then there was paper in the toilet (so it wasn't flushed) and the dishes were dirty and oily. The beds weren't comfortable and the windows didn't properly isolate the noise from outside, so we couldn't sleep so well.

    The location was ok and the staff was nice. I texted the person assigned with the check-in asking if I could arrive earlier and he allowed me. This person was also fast replying my texts and helpful. A good part is that it had a water boiler and a microwave, which is actually practical.

    Stayed in July 2023

  • Reviewed: 12 May 2023

    2.0
    only for one night sleep maybe
    • Business trip
    • Couple
    • Studio Apartment
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    too small and uncomfortable

    closer to city

    Stayed in May 2023

  • Reviewed: 28 February 2023

    2.0
    Wicked location rubbish uncared for accommodation
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Apartment - Ground Floor
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    No WiFi password so there was no free WiFi. Could not get through to anyone for assistance. The apparment was freezing. The bedding was summer bedding in minus degrees. The kitchen equipment needed washing before using yuk wish I took pictures. No kettle a coffee make which doesn't work. I have stay in alot of apartments in Germany and even some very basic one. This was below basic it needs a lot of TLC the location is the only thing going for it. The owner really does need to spend a little bit of money on these apartments.

    The location

    Stayed in February 2023

  • Reviewed: 14 August 2025

    1.0
    It was horrible experience. I also couldn’t get in touch with the contact person until today. No one answered my call. I
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Apartment - Ground Floor
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    It was a horrible experience. We arrived at the house around 19. First of all, it wasn’t the same house as listed on booking! There was only 2 single beds. And the most terrifying part is that, the beds were used. Second, all the rooms were extremely dirty, food left over for days on the dinning table, dirty kitchen, bedroom and bathroom. None of the rooms were cleaned, there was trash everywhere.

    Nothing.

    Stayed in August 2025

  • Reviewed: 24 May 2025

    6.0
    Pleasant
    • Business trip
    • Group
    • Apartment - Ground Floor
    • Stayed 3 nights

    good position with some restraunts and REWE around. Pls improve the clean.

    Stayed in May 2025

  • Reviewed: 13 December 2024

    1.0
    Don't book this place.
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Studio Apartment
    • Stayed 9 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    absolutely nothing. everything very dirty, the images do not match the department. a disgust.

    Stayed in November 2024

  • Reviewed: 10 October 2024

    1.0
    Worst booking ever.
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Studio Apartment
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Booked an apartment for myself. Arrived to a place that looks nothing like the pictures. When I walked in, there were used towels in the apartment, dishes in the sink, and trash left. It's impossible to close the window in the bathroom. There's a hole in the bathroom door, and the lid to the toilet is broken. The beds are basically mattresses on the floor. Wifi wouldn't work. Tried messaging the owners right away (Saturday), and I STILL haven't received a reply (Thursday the week after). Had to make a new booking since I couldn't leave my stuff there, not knowing if someone else would show up or not. Someone tried the handle both during the night and in the morning. Wasn't the easiest getting to the apartments either. I even contacted customer service regarding this, and the owners haven't even answered them! If you have a booking standing, unbook it. And if you were looking at booking here, don't do it. I didn't listen to the reviews since the photos looked fine, and the staff did answer me in great manners before my arrival. But I shouldn't have given it a chance.

    There's nothing to like.

    Stayed in October 2024

  • Reviewed: 20 September 2024

    1.0
    Don’t
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Studio Apartment
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The window shutters were half broken, and there wasn't even a sharp knife to cut a salad in the kitchen. There wasn't even a cutting board to chop anything. The place was very expensive, and there was no value at all for the price. There was no shutter for the window in the bathroom, so we had to hang a towel over the window to avoid being seen while showering. The Wi-Fi code provided in the apartment was probably from another apartment in the building, which caused us to work with a very distant Wi-Fi signal – we managed to connect only with the laptop, not with the phone. We received no response when we contacted the person responsible for the apartment. The mattresses were extremely uncomfortable. The doors had signs of break-in attempts, so we had to carry all our valuable belongings with us every time we left the apartment.

    Hot water 24/7

    Stayed in September 2024

  • Reviewed: 26 July 2024

    7.0
    Okay flat, but not on a crowded festival season
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Apartment - Ground Floor
    • Stayed 2 nights

    - It was unfortunately the time of the Football European Championship, so the price was quite high. - Germany is very sadly not the same in general... the train stations are really dangerous at nighttime. The flat is not in the center, you must ride 2-3 stations from Köln Hauptbahnhof.

    - The small flat had everything: a kitchen with a fridge, a shower with a bathtub and a living room with a sofa and 2 beds. - The code for the door was sent in an sms 1-2 days before the stay. - With the code you can open the key-holder on the wall next to the front door.

    Stayed in June 2024

  • Reviewed: 27 June 2024

    1.0
    Miss sold quality of apartment
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Studio Apartment
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Bed was broken went we got there,looked nothing like picture on booking.com Electrical sockets were loose in the walls,blinds on window broken no curtains

    Location next to park and u bahn

    Stayed in June 2024

  • Reviewed: 25 June 2024

    1.0
    An absoloute nightmare
    • Leisure trip
    • People with friends
    • Studio Apartment
    • Stayed 5 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Everything from the black walls to the broken blinds and everything inbetween shower that had a clear window in it so oppisite buildings could see right in as nothing covering it also it did not drain took 45 mins to drain away a sink that when water went down plughole it came up in the shower, holes in doors signs of forced entry on front door sockets hanging off walls, beds that were two feet high had to roll out of them to get up,and an owner who answered me once on your site and then ignored my messages

    Stayed in June 2024

  • Reviewed: 21 June 2024

    1.0
    Disaster
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Apartment
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    No water from tap .And basically owner told me and my child to wash our hands ,dishes in shower ? Even when the shower did work there is one heat level and shower water last enough for only one person . If I was there with wife rather than my 15 year old son she would have walked out .As it was we needed to pay for 1 of the 4 night stay in a different hotel for the human right of hot running water . Promised cd player there was none .To make toast you need to take toaster over and plug in beside tv and electric extender is over door blocking WC . Size of apartment was a lie . Photos nothing like the apartment . I've stayed in better hostels . IF owner had sorted water I would have let it go and not even left a review . First review I have ever left for anything EVER !

    Location and quiete .

    Stayed in June 2024

  • Reviewed: 13 May 2024

    1.0
    Cannot recommend to stay here.
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Apartment
    • Stayed 2 nights

    Description of the appartment did not match the reality, no Toaster, no Hairdryer, no Wireless LAN, TV in one of the 2 Appartments didn't work, no batteries in the remote, stains everywhere, old and broken cabinets, missing handles on cabinet doors, no brush, no vacuum, bathroom was super tiny and old, disgusting smell in both appartments, old and broken kitchen facilities and cutlery, open wires and uncovered sockets, no safety door in the upper floor of the maisonette, had to put the couch in front to prevent kids from falling. Tried to contact the host. After one short call where it was promised to provide hairdryer and toester the host did not answer my calls and ghosted us. This was one of the worst experiences I had in my life. A 16-person Dorm in Australia was more comfortable.

    Easy access to keys (Lock Box), central location, quick access to inner city, Späti around the corner

    Stayed in May 2024

  • Reviewed: 27 April 2024

    1.0
    Very poor
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Apartment
    • Stayed 4 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    No one answered phone which mentioned confirmation letter.only auto reply

    No thing

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: 13 April 2024

    7.0
    a place to stay on a busy few days in Cologne close to the centre on a budget slept well good beds
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Maisonette
    • Stayed 2 nights

    some what steep stair case to bedroom loft floor as a larger than life chap the loo/ bathroom was very small but we were ok there are probably 70 step up to the flat in the building itself some of the furnishing needs some love and attention

    The flat was a 12 euro ride uber taxi for 4 of us in to central Cologne the beds were comfortable would suit same sex group as open loft room towels loo roll kitchen roll all there shower worked ok did what it said on the advert budget fair priced property very close to Nippes train station 3 stops into central 8/10 mins

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: 2 April 2024

    1.0
    Very poor
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Maisonette
    • Stayed 2 nights

    The bathroom was incredibly small, to the point where it was nearly impossible for a full-grown adult to comfortably use the facilities. The heater in our bedroom was malfunctioning, leaving us to endure two nights in a cold and uncomfortable environment. This not only affected our comfort but also posed potential health risks. The internet was unreliable and frequently non-operational, leading to significant inconveniences such as missed communications and disrupted plans. The lack of adequate facilities, coupled with the inconvenience of non-functional amenities, made our experience far from enjoyable.

    Nothing liked about the apartment

    Stayed in March 2024

  • Reviewed: 15 January 2024

    1.0
    Very disappointing, there were bedbugs and it was disgusting! Not clean! It was so bad and the customer service wasn’t h
    • People with friends
    • Apartment with Shower
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    We’ve seen at least 8 bedbugs, very disgusting and unacceptable! It wasn’t clean.

    NOTHING. There were 8 bedbugs at least. The apartment wasn’t clean. It was disgusting, dirty, and very disturbing.

    Stayed in January 2024

  • Reviewed: 22 December 2023

    1.0
    Worse booking experience
    • Leisure trip
    • People with friends
    • Apartment
    • Stayed 4 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The rooms are so bad. They have nothing to do with the photos. We were shocked when we entered the room. No curtains, bad smell and no actually beds. Just mattress in the floor. We didn’t want to stay more than one day.

    Nothing

    Stayed in December 2023

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