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Lohsestrasse 67, Nippes, 50733 Cologne, Germany

  • Ane

    Reviewed: 14 August 2025 · Stayed in August 2025

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    Nothing.

    It was a horrible experience. We arrived at the house around 19. First of all, it wasn’t the same house as listed on booking! There was only 2 single beds. And the most terrifying part is that, the beds were used. Second, all the rooms were extremely dirty, food left over for days on the dinning table, dirty kitchen, bedroom and bathroom. None of the rooms were cleaned, there was trash everywhere.

  • Anonymous

    Reviewed: 21 July 2025 · Stayed in June 2025

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  • Anonymous

    Reviewed: 9 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025

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    Unhygienic, the facilities are not worthy of human standards. The appliances, dishes and furniture are dirty and unappealing. Broken doors, broken lights, appliances coming off the walls. We didn’t even stay at the accommodation it was so bad, you’ll feel dirty and watched when you have a shower, trust me there a small window there. On top of all this, they made us check in later for “cleaning” to have human waste in the toilet, stinking up the accommodation for us. Don’t trust the pictures or reviews, don’t trust the price. This place isn’t worth the hassle, we went elsewhere for cheaper and better without staying a minute.

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  • Jie

    Reviewed: 24 May 2025 · Stayed in May 2025

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    good position with some restraunts and REWE around. Pls improve the clean.

  • Rivera

    Reviewed: 6 May 2025 · Stayed in February 2025

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  • Alejandra

    Reviewed: 20 March 2025 · Stayed in February 2025

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    First apartment was dirty, curtains didn't work , walls were dirty paid for wifi didn't even work.we got a second apartment cause the first was a nightmare. second was cleaner however stove and wifi didn't work additionally the water during showering turned yo cold and very hot every few seconds. All in all would never stay at these apartments again , the property manager had pictures uploaded that made the apartments look like hotel rooms.

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  • 7.0 Good
    Sandy

    Reviewed: 13 March 2025 · Stayed in December 2024

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  • Crestin

    Reviewed: 28 February 2025 · Stayed in January 2025

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  • 7.0 Good
    Jay

    Reviewed: 4 February 2025 · Stayed in February 2025

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  • Agata

    Reviewed: 4 January 2025 · Stayed in January 2025

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    20minutes walking from center

    I am very disappointed and dissatisfied after staying in this apartment. Let me start with the staircase, it is dirty and has a very unpleasant smell. The TV in the apartment didn't work, there was no signal all the time, I wrote to the owner and he told me to try to set it up, I wrote to the owner again asking for the TV to be replaced, he didn't reply and no one came.. The kettle in the apartment does not have a top cover, you have to turn the kettle off hand manually, because water is boiling all the time. The cutlery drawers are dirty, forks and pots are unwashed from previous guests, there are no large spoons in the drawer, there is no hot water in the kitchen. There was only one cup for hot drinks. In the bathroom, the water was sometimes cold, sometimes half-warm. No heating in the bathroom, the electric heater did not work, it was impossible to set the stove in the bathroom, the knob was damaged. Water was dripping from the sink into the ground while washing. The blinds on the windows could not be lifted, the catches were broken. Before arrival, the owner wrote that in case of problems we should contact his friend, but his friend does not respond to messages. I do not recommend anyone to stay in this apartment. There was a problem with everything.

  • Marko

    Reviewed: 22 December 2024 · Stayed in November 2024

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  • Julian

    Reviewed: 13 December 2024 · Stayed in November 2024

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    absolutely nothing. everything very dirty, the images do not match the department. a disgust.

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  • Łukasz

    Reviewed: 3 December 2024 · Stayed in December 2024

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  • Akdogan

    Reviewed: 3 December 2024 · Stayed in December 2024

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    Very close to metro station, just walking distance.

    Wasnt very clean, and bathrom window was broken also shower was visible from outside.

  • Nathalie

    Reviewed: 10 October 2024 · Stayed in October 2024

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    There's nothing to like.

    Booked an apartment for myself. Arrived to a place that looks nothing like the pictures. When I walked in, there were used towels in the apartment, dishes in the sink, and trash left. It's impossible to close the window in the bathroom. There's a hole in the bathroom door, and the lid to the toilet is broken. The beds are basically mattresses on the floor. Wifi wouldn't work. Tried messaging the owners right away (Saturday), and I STILL haven't received a reply (Thursday the week after). Had to make a new booking since I couldn't leave my stuff there, not knowing if someone else would show up or not. Someone tried the handle both during the night and in the morning. Wasn't the easiest getting to the apartments either. I even contacted customer service regarding this, and the owners haven't even answered them! If you have a booking standing, unbook it. And if you were looking at booking here, don't do it. I didn't listen to the reviews since the photos looked fine, and the staff did answer me in great manners before my arrival. But I shouldn't have given it a chance.

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  • Yuval

    Reviewed: 20 September 2024 · Stayed in September 2024

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    Hot water 24/7

    The window shutters were half broken, and there wasn't even a sharp knife to cut a salad in the kitchen. There wasn't even a cutting board to chop anything. The place was very expensive, and there was no value at all for the price. There was no shutter for the window in the bathroom, so we had to hang a towel over the window to avoid being seen while showering. The Wi-Fi code provided in the apartment was probably from another apartment in the building, which caused us to work with a very distant Wi-Fi signal – we managed to connect only with the laptop, not with the phone. We received no response when we contacted the person responsible for the apartment. The mattresses were extremely uncomfortable. The doors had signs of break-in attempts, so we had to carry all our valuable belongings with us every time we left the apartment.

  • Lois

    Reviewed: 11 September 2024 · Stayed in September 2024

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  • 7.0 Good
    Nikoloz

    Reviewed: 9 August 2024 · Stayed in August 2024

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  • Nk

    Reviewed: 26 July 2024 · Stayed in June 2024

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    - The small flat had everything: a kitchen with a fridge, a shower with a bathtub and a living room with a sofa and 2 beds. - The code for the door was sent in an sms 1-2 days before the stay. - With the code you can open the key-holder on the wall next to the front door.

    - It was unfortunately the time of the Football European Championship, so the price was quite high. - Germany is very sadly not the same in general... the train stations are really dangerous at nighttime. The flat is not in the center, you must ride 2-3 stations from Köln Hauptbahnhof.

  • Neil

    Reviewed: 27 June 2024 · Stayed in June 2024

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    Location next to park and u bahn

    Bed was broken went we got there,looked nothing like picture on booking.com Electrical sockets were loose in the walls,blinds on window broken no curtains

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    Qaderi

    Reviewed: 26 June 2024 · Stayed in June 2024

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  • Robert

    Reviewed: 25 June 2024 · Stayed in June 2024

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    Everything from the black walls to the broken blinds and everything inbetween shower that had a clear window in it so oppisite buildings could see right in as nothing covering it also it did not drain took 45 mins to drain away a sink that when water went down plughole it came up in the shower, holes in doors signs of forced entry on front door sockets hanging off walls, beds that were two feet high had to roll out of them to get up,and an owner who answered me once on your site and then ignored my messages

  • Dennis

    Reviewed: 21 June 2024 · Stayed in June 2024

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    Location and quiete .

    No water from tap .And basically owner told me and my child to wash our hands ,dishes in shower ? Even when the shower did work there is one heat level and shower water last enough for only one person . If I was there with wife rather than my 15 year old son she would have walked out .As it was we needed to pay for 1 of the 4 night stay in a different hotel for the human right of hot running water . Promised cd player there was none .To make toast you need to take toaster over and plug in beside tv and electric extender is over door blocking WC . Size of apartment was a lie . Photos nothing like the apartment . I've stayed in better hostels . IF owner had sorted water I would have let it go and not even left a review . First review I have ever left for anything EVER !

  • Benedikt

    Reviewed: 13 May 2024 · Stayed in May 2024

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    Easy access to keys (Lock Box), central location, quick access to inner city, Späti around the corner

    Description of the appartment did not match the reality, no Toaster, no Hairdryer, no Wireless LAN, TV in one of the 2 Appartments didn't work, no batteries in the remote, stains everywhere, old and broken cabinets, missing handles on cabinet doors, no brush, no vacuum, bathroom was super tiny and old, disgusting smell in both appartments, old and broken kitchen facilities and cutlery, open wires and uncovered sockets, no safety door in the upper floor of the maisonette, had to put the couch in front to prevent kids from falling. Tried to contact the host. After one short call where it was promised to provide hairdryer and toester the host did not answer my calls and ghosted us. This was one of the worst experiences I had in my life. A 16-person Dorm in Australia was more comfortable.

    Property response:

    Dear Benedikt, sorry to learn that your stay with us did not meet your expectations. As you know, our staff is always avaible to help out in case of any shortcomings, so next time, please contact us straight away and we will fix any issues immediately. Anyway, thanks for being such a great guest! Kind regards Jochen General Manager

    Dear Benedikt, sorry to learn that your stay with us did not meet your expectations. As you know, our staff is always avaible to help out in case of any shortcomings, so next time, please contact us straight away and we will fix any issues … Show more

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    9 June 2024
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  • Mirtofig

    Reviewed: 27 April 2024 · Stayed in April 2024

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    No thing

    No one answered phone which mentioned confirmation letter.only auto reply

    Property response:

    Dear Mortifig, sorry to learn that your stay with us did not meet your expectations. As you know, our staff is always avaible to help out in case of any shortcomings, so next time, please contact us straight away and we will fix any issues immediately. Anyway, thanks for being such a great guest! Kind regards Jochen General Manager

    Dear Mortifig, sorry to learn that your stay with us did not meet your expectations. As you know, our staff is always avaible to help out in case of any shortcomings, so next time, please contact us straight away and we will fix any issues … Show more

    Top Monteurapartments in zentraler Lage
    9 June 2024
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