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Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, ME17 2AR, United Kingdom

#2 of 3 hotels in Lenham

Guests' Choice

Review Score

Based on 246 hotel reviews

7.8

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    8.1

  • Comfort

    8.1

  • Location

    8.6

  • Facilities

    7.9

  • Staff

    8.8

  • Value for money

    7.6

  • Free Wifi

    7.9

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  • Reviewed: September 9, 2025

    7.0
    Whimsical accomodation with helpful and courteous staff.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room with Shower
    • Stayed 1 night

    Very small modern room seperate to main building. Breakfast usually not available until 9.30 or later. Isolated location.

    Excellent dinner and breakfast. Staff were very considerate and helpful especially by offering us an earlier breakfast time. On site parking. Heritage vintage main building with lovely dining facilities.

    Stayed in August 2025

  • Reviewed: September 2, 2025

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room with Shower
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Cons: Some things weren’t quite as expected. The description made it sound like there was a jacuzzi included, but actually you only get access if you book a more expensive room. The jacuzzi that was there didn’t feel very well set up. The “private bathroom” wasn’t exactly private – the glass doors from the bedroom had a 30–40 cm gap at the bottom. The listing mentioned a coffee machine, but there was only a kettle you had to fill up yourself. There was also no wardrobe or storage space for clothes or luggage, just two hooks on the wall and only one chair, even though it was a double room.

    Pros: The staff were absolutely lovely – really polite and helpful. The service itself was faultless. The food was delicious and the atmosphere very calm, which made the stay more enjoyable.

    Stayed in August 2025

  • Reviewed: August 23, 2025

    7.0
    Would have booked a larger room if we had known the size of what was classed as a standard double.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room with Shower
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Room smaller than average, not suitable for more than one night stay. Not much privacy when using shower room.

    Fridge in room.

    Stayed in August 2025

  • Reviewed: August 19, 2025

    8.0
    Fabulous stay in a fun, luxurious setting.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath
    • Stayed 1 night

    Cant think of anything tbh.

    We stayed overnight, due to a local day event, and the staff were so lovely and the room was really fun. Bed was comfortable. We didnt use the jacuzzi bath as not enough time, but checkout times were really good. Breakfast was in the pub and was really good food. The grounds are lovely as well.

    Stayed in August 2025

  • Reviewed: August 7, 2025

    9.0
    A secret oasis, off the beaten track !
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveler
    • Small Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Breakfast not available till 9.30 ? But they did supply a packed lunch as a replacement.

    A great find, will recommend to friends.

    Stayed in August 2025

  • Reviewed: August 6, 2025

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Small Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Room was very small, but was sold as such. Shower cubicle miniscule.

    Very welcoming and very different to most in design & decor.

    Stayed in August 2025

  • Reviewed: July 6, 2025

    9.0
    Wonderful
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveler
    • Small Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Comfortable bed, with a great breakfast.

    Stayed in July 2025

  • Reviewed: May 28, 2025

    9.0
    A nice comfortable stay with hot tub
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Small Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Food in the restaurant was nice but slightly over priced for what it was. Although spacious room it didn't have much storage for clothes.

    The location was nice and only a 7 minute drive to Chilston Park for a wedding. The staff were very accommodating when we had an issue with our room on the first night around 11:30pm and the staff were able to upgrade our room(we originally booked the small double). We weren't waiting long for them to resolve our issue and get confirmation we could still stay there even though they were busy. The upgraded room was spacious, had a comfortable bed and clean bathroom with hot tub with jets and good pressure overhead shower. There were complimentary robes provided and water and chocolates in the fridge.

    Stayed in May 2025

  • Reviewed: May 25, 2025

    8.0
    Relaxing
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room with Shower
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Not effort hanging space, cracked window

    Modern and comfortable

    Stayed in May 2025

  • Reviewed: May 15, 2025

    9.0
    Great location and a very friendly welcome. Will stay again when in the area
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Small Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    Bed side light was not working but that's not the end of the world

    We were upgraded which was very welcome. The room was great and the breakfast on the sun terrace was lovely.

    Stayed in May 2025

  • Reviewed: April 7, 2025

    7.0
    A lovely location and wonderful staff, very accommodating and a good breakfast.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Small Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    The decor is a little odd, our room had S&M themed pictures on the walls so is more aimed at hen parties or other party groups.

    The breakfast was great and the staff were lovely and so helpful.

    Stayed in April 2025

  • Reviewed: April 3, 2025

    9.0
    Overnight stay following a party
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath
    • Stayed 1 night

    Nice comfortable room. Our room was spacious with good amenities. The bed (four poster) was glorious and extremely comfortable. The staff were friendly and accommodating, and the breakfast was freshly cooked to order..

    Stayed in March 2025

  • Reviewed: March 9, 2025

    7.0
    Good stay and convenient for what was needed.
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveler
    • Small Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Lights on outside the room and curtains not black out. Tv remote did not work. Pillows and bed could have been comfier.

    Friendly check in and car parking in front of room. Clean sheets and towels and generally the room was clean. Tea and biscuits complimentary in the room and felt secure and private. Nice and warm room.

    Stayed in March 2025

  • Reviewed: February 16, 2025

    7.0
    Lovely place and people
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Small Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Notifications on offers clarification Rooms not to 100% for the price

    Friendly staff comfort Food great

    Stayed in February 2025

  • Reviewed: January 4, 2025

    9.0
    Loved it, would stay again
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room with Shower
    • Stayed 1 night

    nothing really, as I mentioned our carpet was a bit tired, but the four poster was great and the Sofa too

    The Hospitality is great, the food is excellent, we had a meal the evening before and it was really good quality, we were upgraded and our room was very different with a Four Poster Bed, lovely sofa and bright colours, the only thing I would say is the carpet looked a bit tired, but was very clean and the extras, Chocolates, biscuits etc were very good , we would definitely stay again.

    Stayed in January 2025

  • Reviewed: December 16, 2024

    9.0
    Wonderful
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room with Shower
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Staff were great, food was delicious.

    Stayed in December 2024

  • Reviewed: December 14, 2024

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    We stayed for the night lovely room if being really picky only thing I would say was light in room re fire exit really bright, apart ftrom that it was great

    Was lovely staff all great very friendly. Enjoyed dinner raviolli was great.

    Stayed in December 2024

  • Reviewed: December 8, 2024

    9.0
    Great location , lovely decor lots of thought gone into it. Great staff
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room with Shower
    • Stayed 2 nights

    Beds are low - maybe just our room.Shower could have been cleaner but great temperature and loved overhead shower

    Great location excellent staff/ customer service.Great choice for breakfast and good time as later than a lot of properties so you don’t have to rush. Evening meal very good

    Stayed in December 2024

  • Reviewed: December 2, 2024

    7.0
    Good
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room with Shower
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Room was small nowhere to hang clothes no light in hall with long mirror

    Staff were friendly

    Stayed in December 2024

  • Reviewed: October 28, 2024

    8.0
    It was a nice stay
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Suite with Spa Bath
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Apart from spa bath it was all ok

    The spa bath didn’t work or heating and needed abit of a clean but was nice enjoyed our stay but I don’t think I would pay that much for a room again unless all facilities was working

    Stayed in October 2024

  • Reviewed: October 27, 2024

    9.0
    24 hours of fun and luxury away from the kids!
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Small Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    If I had to say something - it was a shame the main chef was off the night we were there but we enjoyed dinner regardless.

    Breakfast was really good and included in price. Staff were effective and friendly and the owner Joe made us feel really welcome - thank you Joe! Liked the uniqueness of the room :)

    Stayed in October 2024

  • Reviewed: October 23, 2024

    7.0
    It was ok
    • Leisure trip
    • Travelers with friends
    • Small Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Tiny and misleading of spa use on booking.com. Young staff not particular friendly or welcoming. Just served.

    Location was good and set in a nice setting. Tiny room and not quite worth the money charged for it. Bit grubby in places but ok.

    Stayed in October 2024

  • Reviewed: October 21, 2024

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Whirlpool
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    The WiFi wasn't great and signal was poor. We had to ask for milk as our room didn't have any.the staff were quick and polite and couldn't have done much more for us.so thankyou x

    The room was lovely We stayed on a Saturday and wasn't too busy..food was delicious and overall not too expensive.

    Stayed in September 2024

  • Reviewed: October 6, 2024

    8.0
    I would stay here again.
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveler
    • Classic Double Room with Shower
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    The room had all the necessary facilities and lovely toiletries included plus shower cap hair band nail file kit. The room itself was quite dusty and I noticed a cobweb hanging from the ceiling. Also a small amount of black mold spots in the shower. Overall I was happy but felt attention to cleaning could have been improved. Breakfast was very good. No cereal but a very wide choice of cooked options.

    I booked to stay here for a party being held near by. It was perfectly located for this.

    Stayed in October 2024

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