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Balinsasayaw Road, 5313 El Nido, Philippines

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Reviewed: 7 August 2025 · Stayed in July 2025
Verified reviewThe hotel is satisfactory, and the staff is exceptionally welcoming. The breakfast is quite delicious; they really know how to cook a good omelet, and the rooms offer ample space with effective air conditioning. Overall, the stay is pleasant. The prime location in the heart of El Nido is a significant advantage, with easy access to everything, including island-hopping tours that depart from the nearby beach.
While the location is indeed advantageous, there appears to be a notable concern regarding its proximity to a forest, which could potentially result in insects and other wildlife entering the rooms. The hotel's open-air design may also contribute to this issue. It might be prudent to consider a room that faces the street to reduce the chances of encountering such problems. Additionally, the value proposition of the hotel may not fully justify its current pricing.
Dear Osamah, Thank you for your thoughtful review. We’re delighted to hear you enjoyed our welcoming staff, breakfast, spacious rooms, and prime location in El Nido. We appreciate your comments regarding insects, wildlife, and pricing, and we’ll keep them in mind as we work to improve the guest experience. We hope to welcome you back again soon for an even better experience!
Dear Osamah, Thank you for your thoughtful review. We’re delighted to hear you enjoyed our welcoming staff, breakfast, spacious rooms, and prime location in El Nido. We appreciate your comments regarding insects, wildlife, and pricing, and … Show more
Reviewed: 4 August 2025 · Stayed in August 2025
Verified reviewThe hotel has a very good location, right in the city centre. The facilities are excellent, especially the private island which is complimentary.
The temperature of the pool is too cold, they could also come to pick you up from the airport for a cheaper price. The surrounding road is quite loud and you can hear the tuk tuk and cars at night (however they provide earplugs)
Dear Cristina, thank you for sharing your experience! We’re delighted you enjoyed our facilities, staff service, and island experience. We’ll take note of your comments on the pool temperature and road noise. We truly appreciate your feedback and will continue working to provide an experience that exceeds expectations. We hope to welcome you again soon!
Dear Cristina, thank you for sharing your experience! We’re delighted you enjoyed our facilities, staff service, and island experience. We’ll take note of your comments on the pool temperature and road noise. We truly appreciate your feedba… Show more
Reviewed: 25 July 2025 · Stayed in July 2025
Verified reviewTheir staff was very attentive and proactive with our needs & wants. The location is walking distance from the strip and a short drive to the island hopping and other things to do. Beautiful room & amenities.
The TV in our room wouldn't connect to the internet so we weren't able to use it, but it wasn't that big of a deal to us.
Dear Natalie, Thank you for your lovely review! We're happy to hear you enjoyed your stay—especially the service, location, and amenities. We apologize for the TV connection issue and appreciate you bringing it to our attention. We'll keep it in mind as we continue to improve. We’d love to welcome you back soon!
Dear Natalie, Thank you for your lovely review! We're happy to hear you enjoyed your stay—especially the service, location, and amenities. We apologize for the TV connection issue and appreciate you bringing it to our attention. We'… Show more
Reviewed: 24 July 2025 · Stayed in July 2025
Verified reviewArchitecturally beautiful property with well designed, very comfortable rooms and excellent tour opportunities.
Dear Gary, Thank you so much for your kind words! We’re happy to hear you enjoyed the design, comfort, and tours during your stay. We’d be honored to welcome you back on your next visit to El Nido!
Reviewed: 18 July 2025 · Stayed in May 2025
Verified reviewEverything
Dear Ali, Thank you so much for your perfect rating. We’re delighted to hear you enjoyed your stay with us. We look forward to welcoming you back soon!
Reviewed: 18 July 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewClean and comfortable. Near shops and restaurants.
Breakfast was okay
Dear Raymond, Thank you so much for your kind words. We're happy to hear you enjoyed your stay and appreciated our service. We also appreciate your feedback on our breakfast and will keep it in mind as we continue to improve. We hope to welcome you back again soon!
Dear Raymond, Thank you so much for your kind words. We're happy to hear you enjoyed your stay and appreciated our service. We also appreciate your feedback on our breakfast and will keep it in mind as we continue to improve. We hope to… Show more
Reviewed: 18 July 2025 · Stayed in July 2025
Verified reviewVery good location, great staff/service, comfortable room
Gym could’ve done with some TLC- but we visited outwith the main season so potentially less of a priority.
Dear Fraser, Thank you for your lovely feedback. We are glad you are satisfied with your overall experience. We will keep your comment about the gym in mind as we continue to improve. We hope to welcome you back soon!
Reviewed: 12 July 2025 · Stayed in July 2025
Verified reviewThe location was close to the main beach street. The pool was great. The room was clean and very modern. The food was great. The private Papaya beach was like paradise and well worth the boat trip. Most of all the staff were superb and couldn’t be more friendly and helpful with anything.
Could do with more space for luggage in the room.
Dear Bernard, Thank you so much for your lovely feedback! We’re happy to hear you enjoyed the amenities, food, and your visit to Papaya Beach. It’s also great to know our team made your stay even more special. We appreciate your note about the room space for luggage — we’ll keep that in mind as we look for ways to improve. We hope to welcome you back again soon!
Dear Bernard, Thank you so much for your lovely feedback! We’re happy to hear you enjoyed the amenities, food, and your visit to Papaya Beach. It’s also great to know our team made your stay even more special. We appreciate your note about … Show more
Reviewed: 7 July 2025 · Stayed in July 2025
Verified reviewMy welcome was personal, they knew my name and continued to use it whenever they saw me. My room was big, the bed was so comfortable and perfect, not soft but not too firm. The mini fridge with complimentary drinks, there were bandanas and a tote bag as gifts too. All these details showed they went a little extra for their guests. On check out you got a woven bracelet and a box with banana bread in. The breakfast had a good selection of choices It's an easy walk to the waterfront and shops, but far enough away to be quiet. They were able to organise trips for you and had a free van and boat transfer to a private beach. .
Breakfast was open at 6 but the egg station was not there until later. I only got eggs one day, ( I'm an early breakfast kind of person) Some days there were no towels at the pool when it opened. You can just go and ask for one though. Two minor niggles, but with everything else on point, it would be good to see these consistent too.
Dear Janet, Thank you so much for your thoughtful review! We are happy to hear you enjoyed your stay. We appreciate your comment about the egg station and pool towels. Your feedback is valuable, and we’ll do our best to improve on those points for a smoother experience next time. We hope to have the pleasure of welcoming you back for another wonderful stay and providing you with the same outstanding service!
Dear Janet, Thank you so much for your thoughtful review! We are happy to hear you enjoyed your stay. We appreciate your comment about the egg station and pool towels. Your feedback is valuable, and we’ll do our best to improve on those poi… Show more
Reviewed: 6 July 2025 · Stayed in July 2025
Verified reviewReviewed: 5 July 2025 · Stayed in May 2025
Verified reviewReviewed: 30 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewEveryone was very friendly and welcoming.
Dear Aiyana, Thank you for taking the time to share your rating! We are glad to hear you enjoyed your stay with us and found our staff accommodating. We look forward to welcoming you back soon!
Reviewed: 25 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewReviewed: 25 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewCommendable service. Special shoutout to Julie who made us feel very much welcome and went out of way to attend to our needs, with extra special touches.
Would be great if they had more dine in selections and if pool is heated
Dear Marq78, Thank you for your kind words. We are glad to hear you felt welcomed and well taken care of, especially by Julie. We appreciate your feedback on the dining options, and we’ll keep these in mind as we continue to improve. We hope to welcome you back again soon!
Dear Marq78, Thank you for your kind words. We are glad to hear you felt welcomed and well taken care of, especially by Julie. We appreciate your feedback on the dining options, and we’ll keep these in mind as we continue to improve. We hop… Show more
Reviewed: 25 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewPlease install elevators
Dear Noemi, Thank you for your lovely feedback. We are glad to know you were generally satisfied with your overall experience. We also appreciate your honest opinion on other areas— your input helps us understand where we can improve. We hope to welcome you back soon for an even better experience!
Dear Noemi, Thank you for your lovely feedback. We are glad to know you were generally satisfied with your overall experience. We also appreciate your honest opinion on other areas— your input helps us understand where we can improve. We ho… Show more
Reviewed: 24 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewWell kept and exceptional staff
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Dear Cherlou, Thank you for sharing your feedback. We’re thrilled to hear you enjoyed your stay with us. We look forward to welcoming you back soon for another memorable experience!
Reviewed: 18 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewReviewed: 16 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewThe people because they really care about their guests. I also loved the facilities and just how close Ana convenient it was to the actual town
Dear Annastasia, Thank you for your kind words! We are glad to hear you were happy with our team’s service, facilities, and convenient location close to town. We look forward to welcoming you back soon for another great stay!
Reviewed: 15 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewBrautiful
Nothing
Dear Llanto, Thank you so much for your perfect rating! We’re delighted to hear you enjoyed your stay with us. We look forward to welcoming you back soon!
Reviewed: 15 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewExcelence
No elevator
Dear Villaruel, Thank you for your excellent rating! We’re glad you had a great stay. We appreciate your feedback about the lack of an elevator and will keep it in mind as we continue to improve. We hope to welcome you back soon!
Reviewed: 14 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewReviewed: 13 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewReviewed: 13 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewThe room had lots of great amenities available - from flip-flops, to spare toothbrushes, to bandanas, to tote bags! The staff were incredibly attentive and helpful, helping us get tricycles to go to different destinations, and making suggestions for where to go inland when the tours were cancelled due to bad weather. Great spa too!
The only negative thing about our experience had nothing to do with the hotel, there was just terrible weather during the trip!
Dear Isabella, Thank you so much for your lovely review! We are happy to hear you enjoyed the amenities, friendly service, and spa during your stay. It’s good to know our team could help with your plans even with the bad weather. We are sorry the weather wasn’t better, but we hope it didn’t spoil your visit. We look forward to seeing you again on sunnier days in El Nido!
Dear Isabella, Thank you so much for your lovely review! We are happy to hear you enjoyed the amenities, friendly service, and spa during your stay. It’s good to know our team could help with your plans even with the bad weather. We are sor… Show more
Reviewed: 12 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewFriendly staff, rooms clean enough and nice. Location is convenient and close enough to the beach. Though the surrounding of the hotel is not nice at all and the photos don’t show that.
The place is massively overpriced for what it offers. Everything offered inside the hotel from massages to food is also at a significant markup to average locals prices ( 50% to 100% markup).
Dear Noureddine, Thank you for sharing your feedback. We are happy to hear you had a good overall experience. We are sorry that some things didn’t meet your expectations. Your feedback is important to us, and we will use it to help improve. Thank you for staying with us, and we hope to see you again in the future!
Dear Noureddine, Thank you for sharing your feedback. We are happy to hear you had a good overall experience. We are sorry that some things didn’t meet your expectations. Your feedback is important to us, and we will use it to help improve.… Show more
Reviewed: 7 June 2025 · Stayed in June 2025
Verified reviewI’m not recommending it.
no elevator… no shuttle going downtown… lots of mosquitoes in the coffee shop
Hello there! Thank you for taking the time to share your experience. We’re truly sorry to hear that your stay didn’t meet your expectations. We understand your concerns about the lack of an elevator, transportation options, and the presence of mosquitoes, and we’ll be sure to share this with our team so we can improve in these areas. Thank you for staying with us. We still hope to have the chance to host you again in the future and provide a much better stay. Wishing you all the best on your travels!
Hello there! Thank you for taking the time to share your experience. We’re truly sorry to hear that your stay didn’t meet your expectations. We understand your concerns about the lack of an elevator, transportation options, and the presence… Show more